A conversation between my friend and I on deviantart (it will be updated if it’s extended)
Ria: *uploads icon for AIM and gives permission for use by anyone else who likes unicorns and whose name is Ria*
Vupleh: MY NAME IS RIA AND I AM A PRETTY LITTLE GIRL
Ria: Oh what a kowinkidink! You must be my long-lost twin :\
Vulpeh: BUT I AM PRETTY
THEREFORE, WE CANNOT BE TWINS
Ria: OH ITS ON NOW
AT LEAST I HAVE CUTER SHOES THAN YOU
Vulpeh: YEAH, IF IT WAS 1984
Ria: WELL, YOU KNOW THAT TOP YOU WORE THE OTHER DAY?
I SAW SOME REALLY UGLY GIRL WEARING IT THAT DAY, TOO
OH WAIT, IT WAS JUST YOU
Vulpeh: AT LEAST I HAD BETTER ACCESSORIES THAN YOU, LIKE MY CUTE DOG
ALL YOU HAD WAS THAT FUNNY BLOB OF JELLY BY YOUR SIDE
OH WAIT, THAT WAS YOUR MUM
Ria: STRANGE HOW THAT CUTE LITTLE DOG LOOKS JUST LIKE MINE, WHO MYSTERIOUSLY WENT MISSING
AND AT LEAST MY MUM HAS SOME SORT OF SEXUAL DECENCY
Vulpeh: UM LOL SHE WAS THE ONE WHO SENT THAT MAN ON THE STREET TO THE HOSPITAL AFTER SQUEEZING HIS CROTCH
Ria: LETS NOT FORGET WHO MADE THAT MAN SO HORNY IN THE FIRST PLACE
BURN
Vulpeh:WHO SAID HE WAS HORNY? THOUGH YOUR MUM WAS HORNY ENOUGH FOR THREE
Ria: I SAYD HE WUZ HORNY CUZ YO MAMA WAS SEDUCIN HIM
WHAT DID UR DAD SAY BOUT THAT NEWAY HUH
Vulpeh: HE SAYD THAT HE DIN CARE SINCE A CERTAIN RIA OTHER THAN MYSELF WAS SEDUCING HIM
(Can be seen here: http://darkrapidash.deviantart.com/art/AIM-Icon-120912196 )
