Wrong country, dear.

“I’m not going to have children of my own. I’m going to go to Africa and adopt a Chinese kid or something.”
-quote a friend of mine on the topic of birth control.

Le Gasp!

[5:19:16 PM] Ria says: UGH i can’t type ‘talking’ right!
[5:19:21 PM] Ria says: oh well there ya go
[5:19:43 PM] Ria says: MH
[5:19:44 PM] Ria says: GSOFAHME:KOGHNM
[5:19:46 PM] Ria says: TICK
[5:19:47 PM] Ria says: RICK
[5:19:49 PM] Ria says: TICK

–Ria scream–

[5:19:54 PM] Ria says: s
[5:19:59 PM] Martham112 says: Eh?
[5:20:37 PM] Martham112 says: SPAMZ http://mapssapsncrap.wordpress.com/ http://mapssapsncrap.wordpress.com/ http://mapssapsncrap.wordpress.com/
[5:20:39 PM] Ria says: i flushed it
[5:20:45 PM] Ria says: there was a tick and i paniced
[5:20:54 PM] Ria says: IT WAS IN MY FOOT
[5:21:12 PM] Martham112 says: :O
[5:21:29 PM] Ria says: no okay so what happened was
[5:21:42 PM] Ria says: i was about to type something
[5:21:58 PM] Ria says: and as i was, i scratched my foot, and noticed a scabby thing on it
[5:22:20 PM] Ria says: so absentmindedly i picked it off cause it wasn’t a scab… and it was a freakin bug
[5:22:39 PM] Ria says: and i got really surprised… and threw it
[5:22:54 PM] Ria says: and about this point in time is when i started keyboard spazzing
[5:23:06 PM] Martham112 says: Oh right.
[5:23:20 PM] Ria says: then i realized throwing it is not a good idea, cause it’ll just crawl back on to me or someone else
[5:23:39 PM] Ria says: so i started looking for it on the floor… but it had landed on my pants
[5:23:50 PM] Ria says: which surprised me again.
[5:23:58 PM] Ria says: which caused me to throw it again.
[5:24:06 PM] Ria says: very stupidly.
[5:24:33 PM] Ria says: but this time it landed on the floor and i grabbed a tissue and flushed it down the toilet =)
[5:24:49 PM] Ria says: [/random story]

Quote Landy

[4:30:58 PM] Martham112 says: Ria looks like a toaster
[4:31:07 PM] Martham112 says: With BOOBS!

(At this point, Ria has a total WTF moment and freaks out and feels very uncomfortable.)

Being Smiles

My face

What can’t be said online

…Actually can be said online. Ari explained someone’s facial reaction to some recent trauma.

Ari (4:52:52 PM): ._. -> o.o -> D: -> O_______O -> X_x

As the saying goes…

I got this at the end of a chain email, and thought it was very true. (Not to mention, it applies to this last year of my life big time)

Stand up to be seen,
Speak up to be heard,
Shut up to be appreciated.

Arachneaphobia

So, before homeroom started, Sarah and I were sitting in a hallway. She pointed to the opposite wall and said that there was a large and creepy spider there. Later, she asked me where the spider went, because it mysteriously disappeared.

I whispered, “In your pants.”

A double shot

Two quotes to make up for the lack of updates.

“‘Seducing’ is the act of being sexy.” quote my buddy Sarah before homeroom today.

“If you’re gonna have a party, make sure you’ve got friends!” quote Lucas in his newest Fred Figglehorn video, “Fred Throws A Party.” (seen at the following link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slhjZOM8lR0 )

A screenshot from Ari

As you may or may not know, Ari likes to insist that I am a creeper/stalker/pedophile, whatever you may call it.

I am not. but the internet doesn’t know that, apparently.

Fo shizzle

A conversation between my friend and I on deviantart (it will be updated if it’s extended)

Ria: *uploads icon for AIM and gives permission for use by anyone else who likes unicorns and whose name is Ria*

Vupleh: MY NAME IS RIA AND I AM A PRETTY LITTLE GIRL

Ria: Oh what a kowinkidink! You must be my long-lost twin :\

Vulpeh: BUT I AM PRETTY

THEREFORE, WE CANNOT BE TWINS

Ria: OH ITS ON NOW

AT LEAST I HAVE CUTER SHOES THAN YOU

Vulpeh: YEAH, IF IT WAS 1984

Ria: WELL, YOU KNOW THAT TOP YOU WORE THE OTHER DAY?

I SAW SOME REALLY UGLY GIRL WEARING IT THAT DAY, TOO

OH WAIT, IT WAS JUST YOU

Vulpeh: AT LEAST I HAD BETTER ACCESSORIES THAN YOU, LIKE MY CUTE DOG

ALL YOU HAD WAS THAT FUNNY BLOB OF JELLY BY YOUR SIDE

OH WAIT, THAT WAS YOUR MUM

Ria: STRANGE HOW THAT CUTE LITTLE DOG LOOKS JUST LIKE MINE, WHO MYSTERIOUSLY WENT MISSING

AND AT LEAST MY MUM HAS SOME SORT OF SEXUAL DECENCY

Vulpeh: UM LOL SHE WAS THE ONE WHO SENT THAT MAN ON THE STREET TO THE HOSPITAL AFTER SQUEEZING HIS CROTCH

Ria: LETS NOT FORGET WHO MADE THAT MAN SO HORNY IN THE FIRST PLACE

BURN

Vulpeh:WHO SAID HE WAS HORNY? THOUGH YOUR MUM WAS HORNY ENOUGH FOR THREE

Ria: I SAYD HE WUZ HORNY CUZ YO MAMA WAS SEDUCIN HIM

WHAT DID UR DAD SAY BOUT THAT NEWAY HUH

Vulpeh: HE SAYD THAT HE DIN CARE SINCE A CERTAIN RIA OTHER THAN MYSELF WAS SEDUCING HIM

(Can be seen here: http://darkrapidash.deviantart.com/art/AIM-Icon-120912196 )